I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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