We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I bet he comes in French.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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