theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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