i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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