ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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