I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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