This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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