Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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