IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she peed on how many people?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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