And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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