I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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