u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
mondays should just be called national damage control day
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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