you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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