no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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