Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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