goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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