Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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