Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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