Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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