Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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