he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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