Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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