The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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