I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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