i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You ate ashes out of my bong
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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