remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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