She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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