STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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