? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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