Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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