do herpes really smell.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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