Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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