Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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