I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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