Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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