You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
that's an acceptable place to lick
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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