So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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