Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
They are going to name an STD after you.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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