He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You've changed since you got that strap on
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
