I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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