No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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