I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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