Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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