Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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