I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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