Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Randomize
