Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the day after is always just damage control
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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