Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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