did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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