I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
tell me about the eggs
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