just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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