I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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