During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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