i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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