Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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