i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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