Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
