Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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